Have you checked your ears for earwax recently, Mr. H? Because I'm quite certain I told you I didn't have the figure for dresses. Even if I did, I'm hardly the sort to wear something as tacky as that. A sparkly red dress, Mr. H? Really? Last time I checked, I wasn't a demi-human from Forks. But maybe you should try it on; I'm sure it'd attract more ( Read more... )

It's been a while since I've done one of these, so quick refresher! Joshua is an ass and doesn't write personal stuff in journals and keeps stuff all in his head. SO. Sometimes I drabble to make up for the fact we don't get to see a lot of what goes on behind his dickery |||OTL This one is set a day or so after the 18th.

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While that little PSA regarding safety made for a lovely little intermission, I have a far more important matter of concern that I'm sure members of the public could help me with.

Ramen is food for the soul, and I'm on a journey to taste the best of the best. I won't die a happy man until I've tasted the ramen that can take me to paradise!

In short, ( Read more... )

"If being a kid is about learning how to live, then being a grown-up is about learning how to die."

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Give Ness at least two weeks before you start sending search parties.

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What kind of training have you had?

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Where are you?

Everyone has fears, right? What are yours ( Read more... )

Baw, I'm such a sucker for the tiny shota :< Joshua's an ass and doesn't put personal stuff in journals, keeping them all in his head, so I AM DRABBLING TO MAKE UP FOR IT |||OTL Set post WW-party thread :|b

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Joshua leans against the closed door of his cabin after he's entered, closing his eyes. His outer calm says nothing of his inner unrest. It ( Read more... )

((ooc: Anti-Ffamran level security is basically another way of saying as close as you can get to impossible to hack, only this is an extremely frustrating security setting. There are many layers of encryption on this setting, and though it starts off fairly benign, it quickly becomes very scrambled and messy, leading you around in circles and just ( Read more... )

SIGH D:

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It's not until Joshua's settled in his cabin aboard the Victoria II, door closed and locked, that he takes out the yoyo from his pocket.

He hadn't fled. He'd simply left a little earlier than he had initially intended. Only pride prevents him from returning to share in the woodchuck stew.

He thinks the yoyo should feel heavier than it does, ( Read more... )